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- New column is up at Writer Unboxed: "You Need to Make These New Year’s Writing Resolutions" photo by gigi_nyc http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2014/1/8/ill-be-paneling-at-illogicon-january-10-12 monthly 0.5 2014-01-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1389239207556-6XNI0BTNPVKBT5JL452J/shrodie-sit.gif Blarg! - I'll be paneling at Illogicon January 10-12 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/12/21/new-column-the-definitive-list-of-christmas-gifts-for-writers monthly 0.5 2013-12-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1388063421769-MS1E5BWY4BAA67TI23B4/book-christmas-tree.jpg Blarg! - New column: The Definitive List of Christmas Gifts for Writers Photo credit: LMU Library http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/11/27/wrestling-wednesday-chris-jericho-is-the-man-of-1004-holds monthly 0.5 2013-11-21 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/11/27/wrestling-wednesday-the-gobbledy-gooker monthly 0.5 2013-11-21 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/11/16/my-new-column-at-writer-unboxed-the-mostly-complete-guide-to-getting-your-nanowrimo-novel-published monthly 0.5 2013-11-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1384605628705-GK4Y2OHD3GG68AU5J99W/hacks-for-hacks.jpg Blarg! - My new column at Writer Unboxed: "The Mostly Complete Guide to Getting Your NaNoWriMo Novel Published" http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/10/8/ka8ul2vifh1j1qtdf9aof3chdfgx2k monthly 0.5 2013-10-08 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/19/wrestling-wednesday-the-undertaker-vs-giant-gonzalez-at-wrestlemania-ix monthly 0.5 2013-09-20 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/25/wrestling-wednesday-nes-pro-wrestling monthly 0.5 2013-09-20 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/21/start-your-author-blog-in-five-easy-steps-my-new-column-at-writer-unboxed monthly 0.5 2013-09-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1379764550427-US0YAAGW7WTIU0EESAXO/bloggable-300x225.jpg Blarg! - "Start Your Author Blog in Five Easy Steps," my new column at Writer Unboxed Photo credit: Beth77 on Flickr.   http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/6/guitar-pickmaster-makes-guitar-picks-out-of-credit-cards monthly 0.5 2013-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1377399373101-KDGD01E5G6TT6VOTVEHH/guitar-pickmaster-2.jpg Blarg! - Guitar Pickmaster makes guitar picks out of credit cards [source]  http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/18/wrestling-wednesday-mick-foley-forgives-but-does-not-forget-getting-shafted-by-tony-schavione monthly 0.5 2013-08-25 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/13/millennium-falcon-guitar monthly 0.5 2013-09-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1377400917205-Z3V5V5DWJ1ID42R9PX65/rebelbass.jpg Blarg! - Millennium Falcon guitar [source]  http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/11/wrestling-wednesday-hypnosis-finishing-move monthly 0.5 2013-08-25 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/6/guitar-building-project-status-update monthly 0.5 2013-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1378399209625-S5LF1DPUCFK3NSDJ49FK/my-guitar-with-neck.jpg Blarg! - Guitar-building project status update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1378399331134-H21BEQDA8SHD298GXA4Z/my-guitar-neck-pocket.jpg Blarg! - Guitar-building project status update http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/4/i-got-an-agent monthly 0.5 2013-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1378347570341-V876QV0T64JESNTQEJNO/Evan_Gregory.jpg Blarg! - I got an agent! Evan Gregory, known far and wide for his agenting skill and great taste in books. http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/9/4/wrestling-wednesday-the-grenade-finishing-move monthly 0.5 2013-08-25 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/8/30/upcoming-football-season monthly 0.5 2013-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1377875554040-FKJ4J65CHTSNYDMRBCIM/Memorial+Stadium.jpg Blarg! - A needlessly long post about the upcoming football season written for people who don't care about football [source] http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/8/29/surfboard-guitar monthly 0.5 2013-08-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1377398976602-ZPXF0FWFUCVNC73GYC4G/surfboard+guitar.jpg Blarg! - Surfboard guitar [source]  http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/8/24/wrestling-wednesday-the-mexican-surfboard monthly 0.5 2013-08-25 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/8/25/heres-a-bunch-of-pen-names-you-can-use monthly 0.5 2013-08-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1377536624435-Z820F4YQBS6D0KLTHJ5O/nametag-meta.jpg Blarg! - Let Bill Ferris create your pen name [source]  http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/8/22/lego-guitar-photo-by-hunnybee3-photobucket monthly 0.5 2013-08-22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1377199697240-U83Q24U35XEPOLR83UZO/YellowLegoGuitar01.jpg Blarg! - A playable guitar made out of Legos http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/8/17/how-to-create-your-perfect-pen-name-my-new-writer-unboxed-column monthly 0.5 2013-08-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1376741541835-E1YVF9LVWY13IMMJMRP9/nom-de-plume.jpg Blarg! - How to create your perfect pen name: My new Writer Unboxed column photo by Amy Strachan http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/7/20/how-to-be-an-author-24-7-my-new-column-at-writer-unboxed monthly 0.5 2013-08-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1374326056553-VPLU2OR7DVZB5GKF5Q2A/author-office-300x244.jpg Blarg! - How to be an author 24-7: My new column at Writer Unboxed photo by jo-h on flickr http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/7/12/its-hard-being-so-amazing monthly 0.5 2013-07-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1373856511241-4KN1A2UE091QM39V5ZM8/superman.jpg Blarg! - It's hard being so amazing - or - When did superheroes get so whiny? http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/7/12/the-other-van-zant-an-overview-and-excerpt-of-my-mystery-novel monthly 0.5 2013-08-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1373635594399-6ZSBPPKOWU397RASA9IA/snowblower.png Blarg! - The Other Van Zant - An overview and excerpt of my mystery novel http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/6/30/suicide-chef-and-p-is-for-pwned-to-appear-on-tales-to-terrify monthly 0.5 2013-06-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1372613549283-9T8HYSRK3EIBRSVDR23H/tales-to-terrify-logo.png Blarg! - "Suicide Chef" and "P is for PWNED" to appear on Tales to Terrify http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/5/17/my-new-project monthly 0.5 2013-05-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1368817942559-V54GDFYC7XZDJOL6I9B2/2013-05-05+17.01.38.jpg Blarg! - My new project https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1368817942883-T5CWDPZARIS0YM0Y0754/2013-05-08+20.10.42.jpg Blarg! - My new project https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1368817976777-C3CQI4VV2G0HCWQRQW3B/2013-03-31+16.37.16.jpg Blarg! - My new project https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1368817977444-Q125WUALF0FHTDAFBJXN/2013-03-31+16.04.02.jpg Blarg! - My new project https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1368817977841-XXIUSOG7R4OQAQN86QT2/2013-03-31+15.57.17.jpg Blarg! - My new project http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/4/23/how-to-pwn-twitter-at-writer-unboxed monthly 0.5 2013-04-23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1366721800487-HL2HVDUS3DDX9UULDG7E/image-asset.jpeg Blarg! - "How to PWN Twitter" at Writer Unboxed Photo credit: Robert Scoble http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/4/12/locus-reviews-athletes-foot monthly 0.5 2013-04-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1365772597787-J9LDJHQ1II3Q5FV3GJAN/crowded-cover.jpg Blarg! - Locus reviews "Athlete's Foot" http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/4/3/novel-draft-finished monthly 0.5 2013-04-04 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/4/3/athletes-foot-reviewed-in-tangent monthly 0.5 2013-04-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1365042903592-P536F0LFZ5WWGD74KT5E/crowdedmagazine1.jpg Blarg! - "Athlete's Foot" reviewed in Tangent http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/4/2/the-mighty-kraken-guitar monthly 0.5 2013-04-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1364913429155-SHZGNR0KAC4J7YRUHFLP/kraken_guitar.jpg Blarg! - The Mighty Kraken Guitar http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/3/19/top-5-affectations-every-writer-should-adopt-at-writer-unboxed monthly 0.5 2013-03-19 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/3/12/hacks-for-hacks-new-column-starts-march-16-at-writer-unboxed monthly 0.5 2013-03-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1363102925043-38POS0RO48PQI0VGOEUQ/hacks-for-hacks-banner.png Blarg! - Hacks for Hacks: New column starts March 16 at Writer Unboxed http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/3/5/3d-printed-guitars-by-olaf-diegel monthly 0.5 2013-03-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1362494698024-WRL8ZBA8LXA6ZFWHPAM6/atomredfront__thumblarge.jpg Blarg! - 3D-printed guitars by Olaf Diegel http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/2/22/athletes-foot-is-now-available-in-issue-1-of-crowded monthly 0.5 2013-02-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1361542573516-11521UKYLUYPYARRQIZ9/crowded-cover.jpg Blarg! - "Athlete's Foot" is now available in Issue 1 of Crowded A fine magazine with the good sense to publish one of my short stories http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/2/20/download-a-free-anthology-of-writers-eligible-for-the-john-w-campbell-award monthly 0.5 2013-02-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1361416727300-88RJB172RZEDP5CVGUJK/campbellian-anthology-2013.jpg Blarg! - Download a free anthology of writers eligible for the John W. Campbell Award http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/2/13/im-a-columnist-apparently monthly 0.5 2013-03-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1360810346826-3RQSRKEFPJZ6HZ3044NE/writer_unboxed_logo.PNG Blarg! - I'm a columnist, apparently http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2013/1/5/treehouse-update monthly 0.5 2013-02-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413137016-D88JHL4Z7ENC1DHD8YCB/2012-08-18+15.45.04.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413136729-F2FLB9834ZK4K3M58BRD/2012-09-05+10.47.07.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413132913-YPXU5GY5RLG279WE7Q0P/2012-09-05+11.13.24.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413199686-NA5D0ZGYCMTJJG65M2U3/2012-10-13+15.13.58.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413194468-6SWDVT4GNM9R08ZFK19T/2012-10-13+17.03.20.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413223671-UTAR5RYICRRPPYGC08AX/2012-10-24+18.17.23.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413206910-ML6WWGT7IJEQ2SAMA729/2012-10-13+17.04.06.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1357413234153-077HUW2T0TK28XMCSX3P/2012-10-13+17.03.58.jpg Blarg! - Treehouse update http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/12/18/steampunk-guitars-by-tony-cochran monthly 0.5 2012-12-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1355845808494-MMKFCDV2L5U4NUZ1JHPM/cochran-guitar.jpg Blarg! - Steampunk guitars by Tony Cochran http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/12/14/congratulations-are-in-order monthly 0.5 2012-12-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1355494643145-X26PUZ5OIC9JW6G8O8YZ/Blake%2C+M+David+-+Absinthe+Fish+%282011%29.jpg Blarg! - Congratulations are in order http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/12/10/locus-reviews-lucky monthly 0.5 2012-12-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1355200059224-9C3RET9PETYJKFQ6A9RG/locusonline2008e.gif Blarg! - Locus reviews "Lucky" http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/12/6/read-my-story-the-consolidated-brotherhood-of-truly-bearded-santas-for-free-in-the-again monthly 0.5 2012-12-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354805435343-4BUTL6HSCL1D6BRKKQLP/Ferris_ConsolidatedBrotherhoodofTrulyBeardedSantas_illustration_Page11.jpg Blarg! - Read my story, "The Consolidated Brotherhood of Truly Bearded Santas" for free in The Again Aw, I was saving that beef for taco night! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354804590468-H2WQKAXY0AGS1JMRCL19/The-Again---Dec-2012.jpg Blarg! - Read my story, "The Consolidated Brotherhood of Truly Bearded Santas" for free in The Again http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/12/4/lego-spinal-tap-nigels-guitar-room monthly 0.5 2012-12-04 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/12/3/simply-having-a-complainy-christmastime monthly 0.5 2012-12-03 http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/11/30/pvc-bike-rack monthly 0.5 2012-11-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354283768846-67W2VGFOL740Q3TYA5IV/2012-11-25+16.39.14.jpg Blarg! - Homemade PVC bike rack - Putting things together I told the boys that it would be like really big Legos, except less colorful, and you can't take it apart when you're finished. They still enjoyed putting it together. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354283768422-PIIZDFEX1HEDKDZ23OGD/2012-11-25+16.42.19.jpg Blarg! - Homemade PVC bike rack - T joints Adding T joints. Incorrectly, it turned out (Daddy misread the directions). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354283768295-NJSYEIA4X1I9RKU54B6U/2012-11-25+16.56.11.jpg Blarg! - Homemade PVC bike rack - Rack portion complete! Just add legs. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354283768379-QXYFTS38PITRB4ERZRZ4/2012-11-25+16.54.52.jpg Blarg! - Homemade PVC bike rack - Mallet Wyatt gives the pipe a few whacks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354283768397-NL6O49TUPDRSP6TIVFG6/2012-11-25+17.12.49.jpg Blarg! - Homemade PVC bike rack https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354283768398-WPQRQ29H1PXZWTRULNO2/2012-11-25+17.15.50.jpg Blarg! - Homemade PVC bike rack - Bike rack! The finished product, with bikes and scooters. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354283768352-4B2XRP439ST3EJ62BL2U/2012-11-25+17.17.43.jpg Blarg! - Homemade PVC bike rack - Wounded PVC is sharper than I thought. http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/11/27/the-beardhead-barbarian-collection monthly 0.5 2012-11-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1354035842119-PKVO6HHXLRV0SPY393IW/barbarian.jpg Blarg! - The Beardhead barbarian collection http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/11/21/read-my-story-lucky-in-issue-21-of-stupefying-stories monthly 0.5 2012-11-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1353523453508-U0MAL71POTY90XOR5S66/stupefying_stories_nov_2012.jpg Blarg! - Read my story "Lucky" in issue 2.1 of Stupefying Stories http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/11/15/5by5-back-to-work-92-the-florida-episode monthly 0.5 2012-11-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1353015087947-FJKE26F68YVWUWV5LSQM/b2w.jpg Blarg! - Back to Work #92: The Florida Episode http://www.famousauthorbillferris.com/blog/2012/11/13/ikea-butcher-block-guitar monthly 0.5 2012-11-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50269a4ec4aad56deca5d39c/1352832545623-XVDVO3KAYMZGZ0YOYXZ8/ikea+guitar.JPG Blarg! - Ikea Butcher Block Guitar Ikea Butcher Block Guitar by Zachary Guitars. 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