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Eddie Van Halen - Frankenstien Guitar

This guitar is worth more than both my family's cars combined. To up the cars' resale value, I'm going to go at them with spray paint and a crowbar.

This guitar is worth more than both my family's cars combined. To up the cars' resale value, I'm going to go at them with spray paint and a crowbar.

This is pretty awesome--they're selling replicas of Eddie Van Halen's Frankenstein guitar, down to all the dings, modifications, and cigarette burns of the original. Its $19,000 price tag covers about $300 in parts, and $18,300 for David Lee Roth to personally drive over it with his Camaro.