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Award eligibility post about awards for which I'm eligible to be awarded awards

 Photo credit:  akahawkeyefan

Photo credit: akahawkeyefan

Here's a rundown of what I've recently published, in the event you'd like to nominate my work for a major award

I'm eligible for the Campbell Award for Best New Writer, based on the publication of "Athlete's Foot" in Crowded. 

Also, my short story, "Suicide Chef," appeared on the Tales to Terrify Podcast. It is eligible for the Parsec Award for Best Speculative Fiction Story: Small Cast (Short Form).

FYI, if you'd like to read some of my work for free, I published two of my short stories on this here website:

Whether you nominate me for anything or not, you're still allowed to enjoy the stories. I don't mind, I promise.