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"My Enemy the Unicorn" will appear in Unidentified Funny Objects 5

 Photo by SMcGarnigle

Photo by SMcGarnigle

Hey! I sold a short story to the sci-fi/fantasy humor anthology Unidentified Funny Objects. The story in question is called "My Enemy, the Unicorn." I'm pretty proud of it, if I do say so myself, if for no other reason than the fact that the protagonist--a shapeshifting cryptid from the heart of the Amazon Rainforest--doesn't believe the hype about unicorns, seeing them as they really are: just a damn horse with a horn. 

I know you're gonna enjoy it. More details to come later.