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New column: October is NaNoCheatMo

My newest column dropped today at Writer Unboxed: October is NaNoCheatMo. Here’s a sample:

Image courtesy of NaNoWriMo

Image courtesy of NaNoWriMo

National Novel Writing Month (sometimes referred to as “NaNoWriMo” or “November”) is just around the corner, which means it’s time to fool yourself into thinking you can write your literary opus in a mere thirty days. That’s a lot of work, especially considering you’ve got a lot of eating to do on Thanksgiving and a lot of mall doors to bust down on Black Friday. I know you can do it, though. In fact, you can finish your novel in November easily by using one weird trick. You see, NaNoWriMo is much easier if you take a shortcut, by which I mean, take a longcut: start your novel in early October and pretend you wrote it in only thirty days. 

That’s right, I want you to cheat.

Go read the whole thing here.