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Bill's blog. Writing, guitars, gratuitous Simpsons references, you'll find i​t all here. Almost certainly a waste of time for both you and the author. On the internet, that's actually a plus.

The fonts of the year

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I know it's September, but I wanted to show off this nifty font calendar my wife got me for Christmas. It's a gift that keeps on giving all year long, with some lovely typefaces, including my favorite font, Rockwell, in January.

Here's a month-by-month rundown of the font styles:

​It's leap year, so there are 29 days in Unical.

​It's leap year, so there are 29 days in Unical.

  • January: Slab Serif​
  • February: Unical​
  • March: Humanist​
  • April: Old Style​
  • May: Transitional​
  • June​: Modern
  • July: Blackletter​
  • August: Script​
  • September: Geometric Sans Serif​
  • October: Grotesque Sans Serif​
  • November: Humanist Sans Serif​
  • December: Decorative​

Eddie Van Halen - Frankenstien Guitar

This guitar is worth more than both my family's cars combined. To up the cars' resale value, I'm going to go at them with spray paint and a crowbar.​

This guitar is worth more than both my family's cars combined. To up the cars' resale value, I'm going to go at them with spray paint and a crowbar.​

This is pretty awesome--they're selling replicas of Eddie Van Halen's Frankenstein guitar, down to all the dings, modifications, and cigarette burns of the original. Its $19,000 price tag covers about $300 in parts, and $18,300 for David Lee Roth to personally drive over it with his Camaro.