Hold 2: Arm bar!
Hold 3: The moss-covered, three-handled, family gredunza!
Hold 4: Arm bar!
Jericho is the best.
Blarg!
Bill's blog. Writing, guitars, gratuitous Simpsons references, you'll find it all here. Almost certainly a waste of time for both you and the author. On the internet, that's actually a plus.